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Man, women, boy, women, girl

Women without a man is nothing

Without her, man is nothing

Women have their faults

Men only have two

Everything they say and everything they do

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage

They've experienced pain

And have bought jewelry

Women have two weapons

Cosmetics and tears

I'm a perfect house keeper

Every time I leave a man I keep his house

No women has ever hated a man

Enough to give him back his diamonds

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time

Man, women, boy, women, girl

Men forget everything

Women remember everything

A girl can wait for the right man to come along

But it doesn't stop her from having fun

With all the wrong ones in the mean time

The real reason why it's so difficult to find men

Who are sensitive, caring and good looking?

Is because they all have boyfriends already

A successful man is one who makes more money

Than his wife can spend

A successful women is one who can find such a man

Man, women, boy, women, girl

Women driver really means

Someone who doesn't speed, tailgates

Swear, make obscene gestures

And has a better driving record than men have

It's a guy thing really means

Irrational, illogical, stupid and extremely low

Oh don't fuss I just cut myself, it's no big deal

Really means I'm about to die but before I die

I want you to remember me as a strong proud man

Who never cries

Man, women, boy, women, girl

If you want to learn more about women

Watch 'Sex in the City'

If you want to learn more about men

Take a good look at Homer Simpson

The difference between light and hard

Is that men can sleep all night with a light on