Anything Goes (Mono 45) - Harpers Bizarre

In olden days a glimpse of stocking

Was looked on as something shocking

Now Heaven knows

Anything goes

Good authors too who once knew better words

Now only use four letter words

Writting prose

Anything goes

The world has gone mad today

And good's bad today

And black's white today

And day's night today

When most guys today

That women prize today

Are just silly gigolos

So though I'm not a great romancer

I know that you're bound to answer

When I propose

Anything goes

Anything goes

Anything goes

Anything goes

Anything goes

Anything will do

Just think of those shocks you've got

And those knocks you've got

And those blues you've got

From that news you've got

And those pains you've got

If any brains you've got

From those little radios

So though I'm not a great romancer

I know that you're bound to answer

When I propose

When I propose

Anything goes

Anything goes

Anything goes