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Nicholas albert look I don't know where they are

But I'd like you to meet my two pals

My buddies my two amigos I'll tell you all about them well

I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all

Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall

Strange as it seems I met in my dreams nick teen and al k hall

Here's what they said to me use your head

Just see your life is very very dull

Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all

Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall

So I said to nick nick tell me quick what should a fellow do'

He said to me boy easy to see boy

You should try a cigarette or two'

Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all

Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall

So I lit a fag and I took a drag then to my great surprise

I started to gasp and coughed like a rasp

And everything spun round before my eyes

Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all

Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall

So I said to al 'al be a pal what do you really think'

He said to me boy easy to see boy smoking's kid's stuff

Pour yourself a drink'

Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all

Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall

So quick as a wink I took a drink swigged a glassful down

First it seemed to hit me then it turned around and bit me

And everything went all spinning round

Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all

Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall

Well here is the joke when I awoke it wasn't finished yet

I noticed first a terrible thirst and then a craving for a cigarette

Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all

Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall

Take my advice this smoking is nice

And the drinking is really lush

As you can see there's no change in me

I'm still as pure as the driven slush

Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all

Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall

Nick teen and al k hall