歌曲名 Pirelli's Miracle Elixir

歌手名 Edwards Sanders/Johnny Depp/Helena Bonham Carter

作词：Stephen Sondheim

作曲：Stephen Sondheim

Ladies and gentlemen

May I have your attention please

Do you wake every morning in shame and despair

To discover your pillow is covered with hair

Or ought not to be there

Well ladies and gentlemen

From now on you can waken at ease

You need never again have a worry or care

I will show you a miracle marvelous rare

Gentleman you are about to see something

Wot rose from the dead

On the top of my head

T'was Pirelli's

Miracle Elixir

That's what did the trick sir

True sir true

Was it quick sir

Did it in a tick sir

Just like an elixir

Ought to do

How about a bottle mister

Only costs a penny guaranteed

Does Pirelli's

Stimulate the growth sir

You can have my oath sir

Tis unique

Rub a minute

Stimulatin' i'nt

Soon you'll have to thin it

Once a week

Pardon me ma'm what's that awful stench

Must be standing near an open trench

Pardon me sir what's that awful stench

Buy Pirelli's

Miracle Elixir

Anything will slick sir soon sprouts curls

Try Pirelli's

When they see how thick sir

You can have your pick sir

Of the girls

Wanna buy a bottle misses

What is this What is this

Smells like piss Smells like ew

What is this This is piss piss with ink

Let pirelli's activate your roots sir

Keep it off your boots sir eats right through

Yes get pirelli's use a bottle of it

Ladies seem to love it

Flies do too