Right Said Fred 1

作词:Myles Rudge,Ted Dicks

作曲:Bernard Cribbins

所属专辑:The Very Best Of Bernard Cribbins

歌词

歌曲名 Right Said Fred

歌手名 Bernard Cribbins

作曲:M Rudge/T Dicks

Right said Fred both of us together

One each end and steady as we go oh

Tried to shift it couldn't even lift it

We was getting nowhere

And so we had a cup of tea and

Right said Fred give a shout for Charlie

Up comes Charlie from the floor below

After straining heaving and complaining

We was getting nowhere

And so we had a cup of tea and Charlie had a think

And he thought we ought to take off all the handles

And the things wot held the candles

But it did no good well I never thought it would

All right said Fred have to take the feet off

To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo

Took its feet off even took the seat off

Should have got us somewhere but no

So Fred said let's have another cup of tea

And we said right o

Oh right said Fred have to take the door off

Need more space to shift the so and so

Had bad twinges taking off the hinges

And it got us nowhere and

So we had a cup of tea and

Right said Fred have to take the wall down

That there wall is gonna have to go

Took the wall down even with it all down

We was getting nowhere and so we had a cup of tea

And Charlie had a think and he said look Fred

I get a sort of feeling if we remove the ceiling

With a rope or two

We could drop the blighter through

All right said Fred climbing up a ladder

With his crowbar gave a mighty

Blow was he in trouble

Half a ton of rubble landed

On the top of his dome

So Charlie and me had another cup of tea

And then we went home

I said to Charlie we'll just have to leave it

Standing on the landing that's all

You see the trouble with Fred is he's too hasty

You'll never get nowhere if you're too hasty

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