Goodness Gracious Me - Peter Sellers/Sophia Loren

作曲：David Lee/Herbert Kretzmer

Oh doctor I'm in trouble

Well goodness gracious me

For every time a certain man

Is standing next to me

Mmm

A flush comes to my face

And my pulse begins to race

It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom

Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom

Oh

Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom

Well goodness gracious me

How often does this happen

When did the trouble start

You see my stethoscope is bobbing

To the throbbing of your heart

What kind of man is he

To create this allergy

It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom

Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom

Oh

Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom

Well goodness gracious me

From New Delhi to Darjeeling

I have done my share of healing

And I've never yet been beaten or outboxed

I remember that with one jab

Of my needle in the Punjab

How I cleared up beriberi

And the dreaded dysentery

But your complaint has got me really foxed

Oh

Oh doctor touch my fingers

Well goodness gracious me

You may be very clever

But however

Can't you see

My heart beats much too much

At a certain tender touch

It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom

Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom

I like it

Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom

Well goodness gracious me

Can I see your tongue

Aaah

Nothing the matter with it put it away please

Maybe it's my back

Maybe it is

Shall I lie down

Yes

Ahhh

My initial diagnosis

Rules out measles and thrombosis

Sleeping sickness and as far as I can tell

Influenza inflammation

Whooping cough and night starvation

And you'll be so glad to hear

That both your eyeballs are so clear

That I can positively swear

That you are well

Ja-ja ja-ja-ja-ja

Put two and two together

Four

If you have eyes to see

The face that makes my pulses race

Is right in front of me

Oh there is nothing I can do

For my heart is jumping too

Oh we go boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom

Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom

Goodness gracious

How audacious

Goodness gracious

How flirtatious

Goodness gracious

It is me

It is you

Ah I'm sorry it is us

Ahhh