Who's Gonna Take Me Home (The Rise and Fall of a Budding Gigolo) - Rod Stewart

作词：Jay L. Davis/Kevin Savigar/Rod Stewart/Tony Brock

作曲：

Well I arrived on time

My courduroy suit and me bottle of wine

There were women wall to wall

It's Saturday night and I wanted them all everyone

Sidled up for a dance

I tried a new step and fell in the plants

I told a joke about the Pope

It wasn't as funny as I would've hoped

Nobody told me she was the daughter of the mayor

I was so embarrassed I just wished the

Ground would swallow me up

Accidentally my elbow hit the record player

The rock 'n' roll stopped and everybody just stared

(Oh no)

Who's gonna take me home

I'm tired and I wanna go to bed

Who's gonna take me home

This party's gone right to my head

I didn't worry not me

Panic ain't in my vocabulary

Smashed beyond reproach

Suddenly I wanted to take off my clothes

All hell broke loose

I started to take off my trousers and shoes

And so I tried to look cool

I stepped back and fell in the pool

The hostess helped me out and asked for my dismissal

I said I was sorry but I've been under so much pressure

Just lately baby

I felt as popular as a Russian guided missile

The last thing I remember I left with a girl on a motor bike

That weighed three hundred pounds and

What's wrong with that

Who's gonna take me home

I'm tired and I wanna go to bed

Who's gonna take me home

This party's gone right to my head to my head

I woke up on the floor

Still in my suit and she told me I snored

I never felt so cheap

I had a good laugh at the size of her feet

Holy Moses I don't like this single living

I think I'll find me a nice local girl and settle on down now

With a home and a garden and a nature quite forgiving

Then again maybe I'll just hang around

Who's gonna take me home

I'm tired and I wanna go to bed right now

Who's gonna take me home

This party's gone right to my head to my head

Now who's gonna take me home

Hey Brian could you give me a lift cause I don't live

Too far from you boy

Mary c'mon I've known you so long

Please give me a lift home oh come on

Jim