Grandmother's Song - steve martin

作词：Steve Martin/Stephen Glenn Martin

作曲：Steve Martin/Stephen Glenn Martin

Be courteous kind and forgiving

Be gentle and peaceful each day

Be warm and human and grateful

And have a good thing to say

Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike

Be witty and happy and wise

Be honest and love all your neighbors

Be obsequious purple and clairvoyant

Be pompous obese and eat cactus

Be dull and boring and omnipresent

Criticize things you don't know about

Be oblong and have your knees removed

Be taste loose cruid and afensive

Livin' a swarm and be three adventurnal

Put a live chicken in your underwear

Get all excited and go to young festival

Be courteous kind and forgiving

Be courteous kind and forgiving

Be gentle and peaceful each day

Be warm and human and grateful

And have a good thing to say

Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike

Be witty and happy and wise

Be honest and love all your neighbors

Be obsequious purple and clairvoyant

Be pompous obese and eat cactus

Be dull and boring and omnipresent

Criticize things you don't know about

Be oblong and have your knees removed

Put a live chicken in your underwear

Go into a closet and suck eggs