Gossip Calypso - Bernard Cribbins

作曲：Peacock

Gossip calypso gossip calypso

Hear all about it yak a yak yak

Every woman up at the window

Giving out the gossip and getting it back

Oh Mrs Brown

Well how are you now I tell you

I've had a shocking time with Ern and his stomach

Don't talk to me

My Charlie has gone and

Fallen down the stairs again

Saints preserve us

Poor old Chap did he hurt himself well

Not as much as Alf

That's my cousin Fred's boy

I learned from Fred the doctor said

He'll have to have his kneecap scraped

Cor blimey singing

Gossip calypso gossip calypso

Hear all about it yak a yak yak

Every woman up at the window

Giving out the gossip and getting it back

Oh Mrs Booze

Have you heard the news that woman

You know the very fat one down at the corner

Climbed in a truck got stuck

They think that they never gonna get her out

Do tell me

Well I had a feller round

And gave him a pound

To free her with an oxyacetylene welder

Must send along some books

It looks like

She's gonna be there quite some time

Cor blimey singing

Gossip calypso gossip calypso

Hear all about it yak a yak yak

Every woman up at the window

Giving out the gossip and getting it back

Oh Mrs were I do like your hair

Who does it

I go to Madame Pom Pom

Around by the gas works

With all that fruit it looks so cute

I can't believe it's really you

Like a film star

Have you heard dear a little bird has

Told me Mrs Tate's expecting her seventh

Well glory be that's three she's had since

Lenny had his tonsils out

Cor blimey singing

Gossip calypso gossip calypso

Hear all about it yak a yak yak

Every woman up at the window

Giving out the gossip and getting it back

Giving out the gossip and getting it back