I Am A Cowboy - Bill Engvall

作词：Bill Engvall

作曲：Bill Engvall

I'm a cowboy

Yes I am

And last summer

On my fortieth birthday

I deserved the biggest stupid sign

You could ever give an individual

I decided on my

Fortieth birthday

I was gonna become

A rough stock

Bareback rider

In the rodeo

Not a good age

To start this little hobby

Guess I better tell the wife

Pumpkin

You ain't gonna believe this

I'm going to bareback

Riding school and she goes

Are you stupid

Ha ha I guess

But I am a cowboy

I'm a cowboy

Yes I am

Make no mistake about it

I'm a rodeo man

I ain't never been afraid

To take the bull by the horns

I've been a cowboy since the day

I was born

I'm a cowboy

Yes I am

I get to the arena

The horse is in the chute

But it's not even a buckin' horse ya'll

It's a trainer

The horse still has

A halter with a lead rope on it

Alright

But I get behind the chutes

And my coach starts callin' me

Cowboy which is psyching me up

I mean if he'd just

Call me bill

I'd have like

Hey let's just

Blow this off

But I get behind

The chutes

And he goes

I knew you'd show up

''Cause you're

A cowboy

I believe you're a cowboy

Hey are you a cowboy

I said yes I am a cowboy

I'm a cowboy

Yes I am

Make no mistake about it

I'm a rodeo man

Living for a minute

When they pull that gate

Countin' every second down

And prayin' for eight

I'm a cowboy

Yes I am

My coach goes

Alright cowboy

When you're ready

You dip that hat

And we're gonna

Let him go

I said sss let's go

They slammed

The gate open

And lead the horse out

By the rope

Like you would do with your kids

But I'm spurring this horse like I'm at

The national finals rodeo man

I'm just woah

Woah oh oh

And my coach is

Screaming

You got him cowboy

You got him

I said you dang right I got him

I am a cowboy

'Bout that time

I hear my coach go get him hank

Hank is my

Coaches dog

Who's only job

Is to make this horse mad

Hank jumps up and bites this horse on the butt

And this horse freaked

He did this lunge buck

And I'm airborne

I'm a cowboy

Yes I am

Make no mistake about it

I'm a rodeo man

I ain't never been afraid to take

The bull by the horns

I've been a cowboy

Since the day I was born

I'm a cowboy

Yes I am

And my coach goes

Well bill

I said oh now it's bill

He said you wanna ride that horse again

I said no

But I got to know one thing

Did that horse buck

He goes yeah why

And I go

'Cause I am a cowboy

I'm a cowboy

Yes I am