In Which I Finally Admit That I Won World War II Single-Handed - Allan Sherman

作词：A. Sherman

作曲：A. Sherman

I was in World War II

I don't know what

Thank you very much

I was not gonna take credit

For the entire victory folks but

Certainly now

That you've recognized the part that I played

I can hardly lie about it

I was in Camp Walters Texas

For the entire period

Only five miles from a town called Mineral Wells

Which I wish not to describe

Yeah

Wait a minute yeah for mioneral wells yeah

Are you from Mineral Wells sir

Oh good

Anyway I was readin' about these kids

That didn't wanna get drafted

And I thought it would be a good idea

If somebody wrote a song for them to listen to

And I wrote the following song

Which goes like this

Advice to teenage boys who are about to get drafted