Rockin' Around the Pole [from Mean Girls] - The Hot Elves/Erika Henningsen/Taylor Louderman/Ashley Park/Kate Rockwell/Erika Henningsen, Taylor Louderman, Ashley Park and Kate Rockwell

You've heard how Santa rides around on Christmas Eve

And all that jingle jangle blah blah blah

But did you know on Christmas Day

When he puts away his sleigh

He throws the hottest office party that you ever saw

And we're all rock rock rockin' around the pole

Where the northern lights are bright

Rock rock rockin' around the pole

We'll rock that pole all night

We don't serve milk and cookies

We got gin and scotch

And so much mistletoe

Elves are dancin' on the tables

And streakin' through the stables

And makin' out in corners like a ho ho ho

Oh we're lighting up the tree

And playing Truth or Dare

And swinging from the chandelier

And when we hang a stocking

On a doorknob don't come knocking

And hey who took the sleigh out

On a run for more beer

We're rock rock rockin' around the pole

Where the northern lights are bright

Rock rock rockin' around the pole

We'll rock that pole all night

There's one thing every girl and boy should know

It's that elves can't hold their booze

Jinx and Sugar Plum are flying

And Joy is straight up crying

And Pixie and Gingersnap got tattoos

Then Mrs Claus cranks the music 'cause

She knows how to entertain dear

And Santa shouts Hey Mrs Claus

You rock the pole and I'll make it reindeer

You rock the pole and I'll make it reindeer

Rock rock rockin' around the pole

Where the northern lights are bright

Rock rock rockin' around the pole

We'll rock that pole all night

We've waited very patient

For one day of vacation

The dancers on the floor are

As hot as a Menorah

And Cupid's acting stupid

And Comet starts to vomit

No children are invited

'Cause this party is the bomb

It's

Rock rock rockin' around the pole

Where the northern lights are bright

Rock rock rockin' around the pole

We'll rock that pole all night

Well we'll rock the pole

Oh it's out of control

Tomorrow we'll have traces

Of eggnog in weird places

We'll rock that pole all night