Sport (The Odd Boy) - Bonzo Dog Band

作曲：Vivian Stanshall

The Old Boy lay down by the football field

Took out a slim volume of Mallarme

The centre-forward called him an imbecile

It's an Old Boy who doesn't like sport

Sport sport masculine sport

Equips a young man for Society

Yes sport turns out a jolly good sort

It's an odd boy who doesn't like sport

Dear Mr Poxham would you

Kindly excuse Steven from

Games today He has had a nasty

Cold over the weekend and

Still has headaches and feels

A bit snotty I don't feel

He should be outside with the

Rougher type of boy as he

Is a little delicate Hoping you

Will understand yours

Sincerely Nellie Maynard Mrs

Give him a nice cold shower

Sport Sport masculine sport

Equips a young man for society

Yes sport turns out a jolly good sort

It's an odd boy who doesn't like sport