If I Only Had A Heart (Extended Version) - Jack Haley

When a man's an empty kettle

He should be on his mettle

And yet I'm torn apart

Just because I'm presumin'

That I could be kind of human

If I only had a heart

I'd be tender I'd be gentle

And awful sentimental

Regarding love and art

I'd be friends with the sparrows

And the boy who shoots the arrows

If I only had a heart

Picture me a balcony

Above a voice sings low

Wherefore art thou

Romeo

I hear a beat

How sweet

Just to register emotion

Jealousy devotion

And really feel the part

I could stay young and chipper

And I'd lock it with a zipper

If I only had a heart