Stick to My Guns - Yosemite Sam

作词：Ben Falcone/Damon Jones

作曲：Ben Falcone/Damon Jones

You see me standing here in front of you

Like a dumb reprobate with nothin' to do

Well I'm no Einstein but I know a thing or two

I make my decisions and I take a stand

I call 'em like I see 'em 'cause I'm my own man

Win or lose I don't need no help from you

I start my day with a cup of trans fat

And I open my windows with a baseball bat

And when I don't recognize a number I answer immediately

I built my dream house on a stretch of wet sand

And Matchbox Twenty is my favorite band

Every album they release I buy obediently

Cause I go full throttle and I don't think twice

I do my skatin' on real thin ice

I like to say I stick to my guns

But I'm just good at making bad decisions

I wore ankle weights when I ran with bulls

I sold my Mickey Mantle rookie card

To a one eyed hobo named Sleepy for a dollar

I declared a vendetta on the mafia

I used to keep my money in mason jars

But now I just carry it with me at all times

I heat my house with a microwave

I practice yodeling in a grizzly cave

And even though I have no friends I have three guest bedrooms

Ride my 10 speed on the interstate

Asked a cannibal girl to a dinner date

And I paid twenty seven thousand dollars for this rhinestone

Cause I'm a man who goes with his gut

I won't back off I'll tell you what

I like to say I stick to my guns

But I'm just good at making bad decisions bad decisions