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作曲 : Joe Iconis

You see, human social activity is governed by rules.

And I have the processing capacity to understand those rules. And pass them on to you

(sung) C-c-c-c-c-cmon, Jeremy, can't you see?

Your operating system is outdated

Come on, boo, you know that you

Make everyone around you nauseated

Hey, I've arrived now, this is not a drill

Bae, I've arrived, wow!

Won't be long until

You wi-i-i-i-i-i-ill

Be more chill

Wow

Take your hands out of your pockets

Arch your back, puff out your chest

Add some swagger to your gait or

You'll look like a mas-tur-ba-tor

Fix your posture, then the rest

Oh, but I am a masturbator

We'll fix that

(sung) All your nerdiness is ugly

I thought I was more of a geek?

All your stammering's a chore

Wha-stammer- no, I don't stammer, you know what I--

Your tics and fidgets are persistent

And your charm is non-existent

Fix your vibe, then fix some more

Bu--

Ah-

Buh

Oh-

No

Ah?

Stop

Oh!

Oh, everything about you is so terrible

...terrible?

Terrible!

Oh...

Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die

(heavy breathing)

So don't freak out

And don't resist

And have no doubt

If I assist

You wi-i-i-i-i-i-ill

Be more chill

(spoken) Now, the first thing you need to change is your shirt. Buy that one!

It says Eminem...

If you鈥檙e so astute, what do you need me for?

Do people still listen to Eminem?

Irrelevant. My quantum structure enables me to envision possible futures. I envision a future in which you wear an Eminem shirt and things turn out well

(sung) Oh, everything about you is so terrible

Everything about you sucks!

Everything about you sucks!

Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die

Everything about you sucks!

Everything about you sucks!

All the people in the mall

Think you are such a slob

You're a slob!

Terrible!

Such a slob!

And boy

Can I see why!

(spoken) Now you, try picking a shirt

That's a girl's shirt

...Jerry?

Jerry-me

Greet the beta

The be- oh. Hi, Brooke

"You look sexy."

I can't say that to a hot girl! Aaah!

Don't smile. Stare intensely. Speak like you don't care about your own death

Looking... pretty... sexy, Broo-ke!

Thanks

Is that a girl's shirt?

No

"Yes."

Yes

Repeat after me:

(sung) I saw it in the window

I saw it in the window

And I couldn't dismiss

And I couldn't dismiss

I was dating a girl

I was dating a girl

And she had a shirt just like this

And she had a shirt just like this, haha!

It's still painful

It's still painful

So, who was this mystery girl?

Oh, you've probably never heard of-

Madeline

Madeline

What?

She's French

She is NOT French! She just pretends to be for attention!

Madeline broke up with you?

Yeah

No

I mean--

I broke up with her

I broke up with her!

'Cause she was

Cheating on me

She was

Cheating on me-e-e-eeee!

Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill

(spoken) Brooke is going to offer you a ride. It is imperative you accept