Gotham City Guys - Tiffany Haddish/Will Arnett

作词：Jon Lajoie

Oh great more singin' right on time

Listen bruce

Who's bruce whoo

It's nothin' personal whoa

It's just

I've dated men like you before

And you're just not my type my type

Never around during the day

Only come out at night that's right

Emotionally wounded

Dark and brooding all the time boo hoo

Hangin' around with clowns

I don't need that in my life

I ain't selina kyle I ain't no vicky vale

I was never into you even

When you were christian bale

I'm more of a keaton guy myself

Oh I loved him as beetlejuice

I'm just not into gotham city guys

Well yeah we're flawed but

That's what makes us so relatable

I'm just not into guys who can't fly

I can fly

The batwing can fly

Rich boys with gadgets are not my type

What is your type

Kryptonian men on my crib tonight

Gross

I'm just not into gotham city guys

So what you're not into me

I don't care but like listen up

You're clearly whoo just confused

Gotham dudes are the best

We have deep manly whoo

Voices and insanely ripped pecs hey

We're affleck-level hot whoo

And we're oprah-level rich whoo

With george clooney-level

Charm and val kilmer lips

We worked for our powers whoo

'Cause we're self-made men

We didn't just get them from

The sun like an entitled alien

Go on one date with me and

You'll change your mind

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I'm just not into gotham city guys

Gimme a chance

No thank you hard pass

I'm just not into guys who don't wear tights

I used to wear tights ask adam west

I'm lookin' for a husband

Someone to share my crown

And gotham men are playboys

Who would never settle down

Unlike other superheroes

Who are strong and not afraid

Of commitment and relationships

I won't name any names

But I'll leave you a hint

He's made of steel

And wears a red cape