Not Evil - Tiffany Haddish

作词：Jon Lajoie

Oh no are we in a musical (Uh hope not)

Hello friends my name is Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi

Don't worry I'm totally not one of those evil queens

you've read aboutin fairy tales or seen in the movies

And there's no reason at all to be suspicious of me

Not evil not evil no the least evil person I know

Not evil not evil no the least evil person I know

(I won't lie it's actually very suspicious that you are leading with this)

I'm so not a villain I have zero evil plans

No ulterior motive just want to help where I can

I wannna shower you with gifts cause I'm selfless and sweet

So there's no reason at all to be suspicious of

Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi

The least evil queen in history

And if you do not believe me

I totally won't imprison your family

Cause that be evil and that's so not me

Not evil not evil no the least evil person I know

Not evil not evil no the least evil person I know

(Really Because I'm getting super evil vibes here)

Benny do you like spaceships Cause I think they are great

How do you know that Loving spaceships is my one defining trait

Well now my good friend you can build the spaceship of your dreams

On your very own planet with your own spaceship-building team

(Come on do not fall for this)

Wyldstyle haven't you heard There's no reason at all to be suspicious of

Her

(Yean I know she keeps saying that but she is clearly an evil queen

Yar well I'm not buying it )

MetalBeard a pirate without a ship that's so cruel

It's like a spider without a web or a queen without a fool

(Even her metaphors are suspicious)

I've got a surprise for you

A planet that's really a pirate ship and the population your crew

(Her story checks out She is cool not evil)

(What about me

Unikitty what's the most glitter you can imagine

A lot

Times that by infinity )

And Batman

Don't even try it lady I don't need anything

Oh I know that's why I'm going to give you half of everything

Uh like everything everything

Everything everything

She's rad this chick gets me)

Here's some other adjectives people use to describe me:

Unduplictious

Unmalicious

Unconniving

Unnasty

(You're clearly just adding 'UN'to words that describe you)

Who Me

I'm Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi

I never trick people in to trusting me

By hiding my true personalities

So i can ues them to accomplish my evil deeds

Cause that be evil and that's so not me

I never cheat I never bribe I never scheme I never lie

And that wasn't a lie when I said just now that I never lie

Cause I never lie and I never laugh when children cry

And I never poison enemies of mine

And I never cry when I'm alone at night

Cause I'm not sad I love my life

I'm getting off track let me get back to the point I was making

I'm Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi

The most least evil person you ever meet

And if you make eye contact with me

I totally won't have you executed immediately

Cause that be evil(evil) evil(evil) evil(evil)

and that's so not me