Hickeys Around My Neck - Audio Two

作词：Audio Two

I always hated hickeys all around my neck

But it was feelin' pretty good so what the heck

The hickey went on and I went home

I tried to brush it off then I used a

Comb

The comb didn't work it got bigger and redder

Giz said yo milk man you shouldn'ta let her

But I did giz and now I gotta get it

Off

I tried lotion but it just got soft

The hours went on and on and on

Man I wish the hickey was gone

But it wasn't and my girl was comin' over

I needed a plan to try to get over

So I called king of chill I said what's up

Man

Got a hickey on my neck I need a plan

He said yo milk why don't you bust a turtleneck

I said that's wack but what the heck

I ran to my room but I couldn't find one

Then like star trek the search begun

I ran through my house from the bottom to the

Top

I got a bright idea I'll ask pop

I ran to dad I said what's up D

I need a turtleneck to cover this hickey

He said oh son that just won't work

You'll feel real hot and you'll look like a jerk

I said okay then what's your advice

He said go into the freezer and get a piece

Of ice

I said a piece of ice to put on my

Neck

It sounds real cold but what the heck

I went into the freezer and did what he said

I hope it would 'ork or else I'd be dead

I put the ice on and I waited and waited

The hickey was gone it faded it faded

The time was then for my girl to appear

At the count of three what did I hear

One

Two

Three

It was the bell as you can tell

As I opened the door my eyes did swell

As I saw somethin' I thought I never would see

My girl chillin' there with a great big hickey

I punched her in the mouth her lip I did

Wreck

That's how I felt so what the heck

What the heck

Yo milk man you shouldn't a let her

Yo milk why don't you bust a turtleneck

What the heck

Oh son that just won't work

You'll feel real hot and you'll look like a jerk

Go into the freezer and get a piece

Of ice

What the heck

What the heck