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The Painless Dentist Song (Album Version) - Allan Sherman

Beautiful molars

Lovely bicuspids

I'm Dr Prentice

The painless dentist;

By that what's meant is

It really doesn't hurt

This is Miss Klinger;

You've met her finger

So open wide

And Miss Klinger will squirt

Well well I say there

We've got decay there

Can't let it stay there

And cause you all that pain

So please Miss Klinger

Remove your finger

And won't you hand me

Down my Novocaine

It's far worse

Than I thought it was;

My charge is gonna be large

Don't be unwilling

It's just a filling

I'm simply drilling

To dig a little pit

Don't fight Miss Klinger

Or bite her finger

And now while I change

The drill you can spit

I hum while you're bleeding;

It takes your mind off

The things I grind off

Your gums are receding;

You'll have to come back

We'll build that gum back

And now if you will open wide

Miss Klinger's gonna put her

Whole darn fist inside

That's it now it's over

They'll be a puffiness

Around your cheeks

You'll have to eat soft food

For three more weeks

And if you'll kindly

Stop those ghastly shrieks

I'm through

Beautiful molars

Lovely bicuspids

By Dr Prentice