Bye Bye Blumberg - Allan Sherman

My name is Charlie Blumberg

And I travel everywhere

'Cause I'm a traveling salesman

So I fly from here to there

In every town I visit

Folks must think I'm really swell

'Cause everytime I leave a town

I get

A fond

Farewell

Every time I fly away people cry

And they say bye

Bye

Blumberg

It's a shame I have to go

Seeing as how they miss me so

Bye

Bye Blumberg

Once I took a trip with irving cohen

No one even noticed he was goin'

Me they smashed across the head

With champagne

And they said Blumberg

Bye bye

Packed my Playboy magazine

Drip dry shirt and dramamine

It's bye

Bye

Blumberg

All night long I'm like don juan

But sorry girls I fly at dawn

Bye

Bye

Blumberg

The stewardess says fasten safety belt

Sir

Then she serves me coffee tea or seltzer

And each night when I retire

The mormon tabernacle choir sings

Blumberg

Bye Bye

I was in Cambodia

They don't say hello to ya

Just

Bye bye

Bye bye

Blumberg

Bye bye Blumberg

In the archipelagos

No matter where a fella goes

Bye

Bye

Bye bye Blumberg

Bye bye Blumberg

Even in Arabia when I fly by

Abdul Nasser stands there waving bye bye

And you'll see

When I'm really gone

In neon lights

At forest lawn

Blumberg

Bye bye

Beloved Blumberg

Oh Blumberg

Ah bye bye

Look up in the sky

You will find a Blumberg of happiness