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Call Me (Album Version) - Allan Sherman

Call me Efrem Zimbalist

Get me Bobby Kennedy

Then call Dave Ben-Gurion too

Then tell Carol Baker

I'm home now;

Tell her Mastroianni sends

Love from Rome now

Then get Hank Mancini

And tell him Fred Fellini is waiting;

Where the heck is the song

Order Scotch and ice and then

Ring up Barbra Streisand and

Then set up a conference call

With Sammy Davis

And Charles de Gaulle

Call me Walter Cronkite

And tell him Nancy Dickerson said

That David Brinkley was wrong

Then get Conrad Hilton in Bombay;

Tell him Tuesday night

I want peaches flambe

Call Chief Justice Warren

And tell him

Sophie Loren is worried;

Is she married or not

Then call Arthur Schlesinger;

No no send a messenger

With the saddest news of the bunch:

Tell Lady Bird I'll

Be late for lunch

Dial up Liberace

And while up Joe Valachi

And tell him Lucky sends his regards

Find out where Onassis' barge is;

Call him ship-to-shore

And reverse the charges

Locate Melvin Belli

And tell Mel One-Eye

Felli was scratched

By Princess Margaret's rose

Then call Lollabrigida

This week she's in Wichita

And then when you reach Cary Grant

Tell him I'd love to

But I just can't