歌曲名 Taking Lessons 歌手名 Allan Sherman

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The modern family

Has time to burn

We all take lessons

We try to learn

The latest new things

We never do things

We just take lessons

My daughter Linda

She takes ballet

Her first recital

Was yesterday

She dropped her tutu

And her left shoe too

She needs more lessons

Then there's my daughter Dottie

She takes guitar that's true

Junior he takes karate

Smashed her guitar in two

For all these lessons I have to pay

I must raise money

I found a way

Read my brochure folks

Learn how to be poor folks

I'm giving lessons

Our brand new puppy

His name is spot

He's being house trained

Our rug is shot

Our very best room

Became his restroom

What good are lessons

Tom studies driving

He took a ride

He saw two buses

Side by side

He must have seen them

He drove between them

Does anybody wanna buy a long thin Mustang

My wife takes cooking lessons

So help me she flunked poached egg

I took one skiing lesson

You're wrong folks

I broke my arm

I called the doctor

In great despair

But it was Wednesday

He's never there

He's on the links folks

He's putting stinks folks

He's taking lessons