Hostages - Steve Martin

作词：Steve Martin/Steve Martin

作曲：Steve Martin/Steve Martin

I feel good tonight I finally got something I always wanted and that's important It really is

I finally got some hostages

Well you see so many people with hostages nowadays and you say Hey I'd like some too So I've got three of 'em they're really nice people We get along great they're tied in a sack outside at the top of the flagpole And I'm gonna blow 'em up at midnight too

Unless of course I get my three demands

A hundred thousand in cash

Getaway car

And I want the letter M stricken from the English language

See you have to make one crazy demand that way if you get caught you can plead insanity

Ha Getaway car

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