The Twelve Gifts of Christmas - Allan Sherman

作词：Allan Sherman/Traditional

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

A Japanese transistor radio

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Green polka dot pajamas

And a Japanese transistor radio

It's a nakashuma

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me

A calendar book with the name of my insurance man

Green polka dot pajamas

And a Japanese transistor radio

It's the mark iv model that's the one that's discontinued

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

A simulated alligator wallet

A calendar book with the name of my insurance man

Green polka dot pajamas

And a Japanese transistor radio

And it comes in a leatherette case with holes in it

So you can listen right through the case

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

A statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be

A simulated alligator wallet

A calendar book with the name of my insurance man

Green polka dot pajamas

And a Japanese transistor radio

And it has a wire with a thing on one end that you

Can stick in your ear and a thing on the other end

That you can't stick anywhere because it's bent

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

A hammered aluminum nutcracker

And all that other stuff

And a Japanese transistor radio

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

A pink satin pillow that says San Diego with fringe all around it

And all that other stuff

And a Japanese transistor radio

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

An indoor plastic birdbath

And all that other stuff

And a Japanese transistor radio

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

A pair of teakwood shower clogs

And a Japanese transistor radio

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter

And a Japanese transistor radio

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television

But not when you get it home

And a Japanese transistor radio

On the twelfth day of Christmas although it may seem strange

On the twelfth day of Christmas I'm going to exchange

An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television

But not when you get it home

A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter

A pair of teakwood shower clogs

An indoor plastic birdbath

A pink satin pillow that says San Diego with fringe all around it

A hammered aluminum nutcracker

A statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be

A simulated alligator wallet

A calendar book with the name of my insurance man

Green polka dot pajamas

And a Japanese transistor radio

Merry Christmas everybody