Copenhagen - Jeff Foxworthy

作词：Jeff Foxworthy/Ronny Scaife/Scott Rouse

Well I out went last Friday night with 'lil Mary Anne

She said Please stay 'til mornin' and

She grabbed me by the can

She laid a big one on me

Surprised me with her tongue

But her surprise was waitin'

There between my cheek and gum

Copenhagen not a woman getter

Copenhagen you can see it in my smile

Copenhagen I admit that I'm a spitter

Copenhagen it'll drive your woman wild

So I went out to the movies with my 'lil Peggy Sue

I had my dip there in my lip

Just like I always do

She didn't see me spittin' in my Coca-Cola cup

She took a big old swaller

Hey she gave that popcorn up

Copenhagen it makes my dentist queasy

Copenhagen you can see it in my smile

Copenhagen hey hey quittin's not that easy

Copenhagen it will drive your woman wild

The moral of the story is kinda sad but true

But if you stay 'til breakfast they'll wanna marry you

So if she's comin' on too strong

Don't worry and don't pout

Just dip some Copenhagen

If you wanna snuff her out

Copenhagen it's not a fever blister

Copenhagen you can see it in my smile

Copenhagen I learned it from my sister

Copenhagen it will drive your woman wild

Copenhagen it'll drive your woman wild and wild and wild