On The Old Front Porch Live At Royal Albert Hall - Tiny Tim

作词：Heath/lange

作曲：Heath/lange

There's a fellow following me

I'm the fellow following you

I will follow you

'till the day is through

I wonder what you would do

If I stopped and said

How do you do

like other girls do

I think I'd die with delight

I want to call

and love you tonight

In the parlor

No

In a hammock

No

Then for goodness' sake

Where will we go

Out on the old front porch

Well hold me Charlie

On the old front porch

Now stop

I was only trying

to steal a little kiss

Well kisses do invite me

But please don't hug so tightly

On the old front porch

Now don't get angry

On the old front porch

Everything is lovely

When you're cuddled near me

dear

Look out

here come my father

And he'll surely scold

I fear

Will that young man go home

Tonight or have his breakfast here

On the old front porch

On the old front porch

Just call back some other night

I'll see that Pa's out of sight

Wait until it's dark

Then you can be

Cuddled right on my knee

So that we can do lots of nice things

And no one can see

And if your dreadful old pa

Should come out and give me a jar

You must understand

If it's dark that's grand

'Cause the kick he aims

Will never land

Out on the old front porch

Well hold me Charlie

On the old front porch

Now stop

I was only trying to steal a little kiss

Well kisses do invite me

But gee you tried to bite me

On the old front porch

Now don't get angry

On the old front porch

Everything is lovely

When you're cuddled near me dear

Look out here come my father

And he'll surely scold I fear

Will that young man go home

Tonight or have his breakfast here

On the old front porch

On the old front porch