Spanish Flea - Allan Sherman

作词：J. Wechter/Wechter/Wechter

作曲：J. Wechter/Wechter/Wechter

It's good to be

A Spanish flea

The spanish dogs all scratch at me

I make my home in a spaniel

Called Jose or Manuel

Or Juan

And I wouldn't put you on

My summer place is some great dane

In Barcelona

Northern Spain

And though it rains in July I keep dry way up high

'Cause the rain

Falls mainly in the plain

Ah but in the wintertime

I find a cozy Saint Bernard

Up the spanish alps we climb

Complete with anti freeze

More brandy please

I've got a sweetheart flea

Cute kid

Lives on a beagle

Near madrid

If she can sublet her beagle

I'll make her my legal first wife

And we'll live a dog's life

But

If she refuses me

I'm gonna shout who cares

And move somewheres

Perchance I'll fly to southern France

Where any flea can find romance

I'll pack my kit and caboodle

And find me a poodle

And dance

'Excuse me rover which way's France