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Here's Your Sign Christmas (Album Version) - Bill Engvall

I took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus

The woman in line behind me says hey is that Santa Claus up there

I said no ma'm it's a kenny rodgers stunt double

Here's your sign

The other day I bought a wreath to go on our front door

As I was walking out the store a man stopped me and said

Hey are you going to hang that on your door

I said no sir it's a Christmas toilet seat cover

Got the idea from Martha Stewart

Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign

You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign

Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign

You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign

I hung those little Christmas lights on my house

You know the kind that blink on and off

My neighbour comes over and says

Bill how do you get those to blink on and off like that

I said I've got my son inside plugging and unplugging it

Plugging and unplugging it

Here's your sign

I took my family to buy a Christmas tree the other night

When we walked onto the lot this guy walked up to me and says

Hey y'all here to buy a Christmas tree

I said no sir my son needs to go to the bathroom

And these trees looked really inviting

Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign

You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign

Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign

You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign

Have no fear when you're spreading cheer during Christmas time

The other night my family and I were walking through the neighbourhood

Looking at all the Christmas decorations

When we came across this house that had a manger scene

Now there was this whole group of people looking at

It when I overheard this one guy say

Hey are those the three wise men

I said no sir that's ZZ Top doing a farming concert

Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign

You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign

Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign

You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign

Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign

Have no fear when you're spreading cheer during Christmas time

And I heard a woman ask the clerk

Do you know what time midnight mass starts on Christmas Eve

And in the holiday spririt I walked over and said here's your sign

Happy holidays everybody