(It's) Hairspray - James Marsden

作词：Marc Shaiman/Scott Wittman

作曲：Marc Shaiman/Scott Wittman

And now broadcast live in front of

A live studio audience

For the first time from the certified

Up to code W Y D T studio

It's the Corney Collins Miss Hairspray spectacular

He's Corney

Brought to you by

Ultra clutch Hairspray

What gives a girl power and punch

Is it charm is it poise

No it's hairspray

What gets a gal asked out to lunch

Is it brains is it dough

No it's Hairspray

If you take a ride

With no can at your side

Then your flip will be gone

With the wind

But if you spray it and lock it

You can take off in a rocket

And in outer space

Each hair will be in place

Why take a chance

When you get up and dance

If you twist I insist

You use Hairspray

And tell your mother

Her head she should smother

With ultra clutch faithfully

So if you're a redhead a blond or brunette

Just take my advice and you might just get

You might just get

The only thing better than Hairspray

That's me

Forget the milkman

The only thing better than Hairspray

Hairspray wow that's me

What makes a man reach out and touch

Ultra clutch

So if you're a redhead a blond

Or brunette

Just take my advice and

You might just get you might just

The only thing better than Hairspray that's me

He's Corney Collins

The only thing better than Hairspray

Hairspray wow that's me

Hey baby you look like you

Could use a stiff one