Anthem For The Low In Self Esteem - Straw

He said I'll never be the face on a magazine

I hate my clothes and my hair and my genes

Type it out with 40000 chimpanzees

And come and play the muppet

That looks like me and my friends

And everyone else who knows me

Always a pleasure never a chore

A red light flashing on and off for applause

Comfort blanket for the open sores

Of my friends

Everyone else who knows me

Everybody loves me

Always thinking of me

Everybody wants

To be my special friend

Oh joy

Everybody loves me

Always thinking of me

An anthem for the low in self esteem oh boy

I guess I'm pretty anxious of anxiety

But this is a place that we all must be

But you and I will never be blessed

With the best of the rest

And the 50 worst dressed of the decade

Everybody loves me

Always thinking of me

And

Everybody wants

To be my special friend

Oh joy

Everybody loves me

Always thinking of me

An anthem for the low

In self

Esteem

Oh boy

We sing a song of freedom for the low in self esteem

Surf a lowly singdom for the low in self esteem

Everybody loves me

Always thinking of me

Everybody wants to be my special friend

Oh joy

Everybody loves me

Always thinking of me

An anthem for the low

In self

Esteem

Oh joy

Everybody loves me

Always thinking of me

An anthem for the low

In self

Esteem

Oh boy

Oh boy

Oh boy

Oh boy

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

I'm bored

All aboard

All aboard

All aboard

All aboard

All aboard

All aboard

All aboard