A Song of the Weather - Flanders & Swann

作曲：Donald Swann/Michael Flanders

January brings the snow

Makes your feet and fingers glow

February's ice and sleet

Freeze the toes tight off your feet

Welcome March with wintry wind

Would thou wert not so unkind

April brings the sweet spring showers

On and on for hours and hours

Farmers fear unkindly May

Frost by night and hail by day

June just rains and never stops

Thirty days and spoils the crops

In July the sun is hot

Is it shining No it's not

August cold and dank and wet

Brings more rain than any yet

Bleak September's mist and mud

Is enough to chill the blood

Then October adds a gale

Wind and slush and rain and hail

Dark November brings the fog

Should not do it to a dog

Freezing wet December then

Bloody January again

January brings the snow

Makes your feet and fingers glow

I hope that's been helpful to those of you planning your holidays

Now they're very useful travel tips

Despite all you may have heard to the contrary

the rain in Spain stays almost invariably in the hills

Oh dear what a weather this is

Still it was very nice yesterday wasn't it

Spring I enjoyed that

Missed it last year I was in the bathroom