Four More Beers - Rick Moranis

This guy's sayin' this

That guy's sayin' that

This guy flew his barber in

That guy loves his hat

This guy wasn't tellin' the truth

When he said that that guy lies

His numbers went up anyway

And again when he apologized

Any old thing can float

We're all in the same old boat

Gotta strike the right note

Me and my pet goat are gonna vote for

Four more beers

Four more beers

Four more beers

If you're going down this fast

What's the point in switchin' gears

Here's three cheers for

Four more beers

Amber nights will help assuage my fears

This guy reads the news

That guy makes it up

If this guy wins on that guy's spin

Then I am givin' up

That guy's former mistress

Says that this guy's just a crook

And those guys all just cut the line

To have her sign her book

There ain't no need to gloat

We're all in the same old boat

Gotta strike the right note

Me and my pet goat are gonna vote for

Four more beers

Four more beers

Four more beers

When you don't know where you're goin'

What's it matter who steers

Here's three cheers for

Four more beers

Bitter ales might wash away my tears

I want to live in a swing state

A perpetual state of swing

Throw another couple of blogs on the fire

While I revel in my bling bling

There's that famous rock star

Singin' foreign policy

Who knew from those love songs

It was on the G E D

Parks that brand new hybrid

Right beside his private jet

Revenues might improve

When they tax the internet

Any old thing can float

We're all in the same old bloat

Gotta strike the right note

Me and my pet goat

We're gonna do it all by rote

Me and my pet goat are gonna vote for

Four more beers

Four more beers

Four more beers

When you're going down this fast

What's the point in switchin' gears

Here's three cheers for

Four more beers

Amber nights will help assuage my fears

Bitter ales might wash away my tears