歌曲名 Wheaties Box 歌手名 Rick Moranis

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I can kick up my heels

I can raise a glass

To a good set o' wheels

And I can ride a pony

I can settle a score between

A couple of friends no more

And if I need to

I can walk the walk

And if you ask me

I can talk the talk

And if I have to

I'll stand tall in these here socks

But I'll never be on a Wheaties box

I can make a pie

I can help pick out an outfit

To match the color of your eye

And I can tie a roast

I can make four different lunches

And not burn the toast

If I need to

I can be a rock

And if you ask me nice

Well I would say just knock

And if give me the keys

I can unlock all of your locks

But I'll never be on a Wheaties box

I may not be an Adonis

I might not sink my putts like Tiger Woods

I may not have those washboard abs

but I sure can do the wash

And my ironing is pretty good

I can prune the plants

I can stencil a whole floor

And not ruin my pants

I can glaze a room

I can weave a wicked tablecloth

On my antique loom

And if you're cue is slipping

Here take my chalk

And if you want a kung pao

Well lemme grease my wok

And if you really gotta have those Calloways

I'll sell some stocks

But I'll never

No I'll never

Ti amo il mio caro ma il ill non

e mai su una scatola dei Wheaties