Post Nuclear Talking Blues(Demo) - Big Country

I don＇t have the magnetism of a national hero

I＇m not desperate enough to

Carry ＇round a bomb in a bag

And I hate to clean up behind my dog

He＇s a pretty big guy and he eats like a hog

I never quite get that haircut they have in the window

I better give myself a talking to

I better work out what I＇m going to do

Maybe get myself a wife

Better get myself a life

Instead of these post nuclear talking blues

When I go to the store

The express line gets derailed

I know that none of my batteries were included

I fall down every time I drink

I wash and all my close turn pink

And I always come home with someone else＇s pants

I better give myself a talking to

I better work out what I＇m going to do

Maybe get myself a wife

Better get myself a life

Instead of these post nuclear talking blues

The rain won＇t worry a drowning man

Until his feet are on dry land

He won＇t even care if his best shoes are full of sand

Whenever my flight touches down

My bags are in a different town

And the customs men like to get intimate with me

I better give myself a talking to

I better work out what I＇m going to do

Maybe get myself a wife

Better get myself a life

Instead of these post nuclear talking blues