Diva Lady - The Divine Comedy

作曲：Neil Hannon

She's a diva lady

She's a hopeless case

She needs extra make-up

For her extra face

She's a hopeless case

She's a diva lady

She's got special needs

She wants chocolate candy

But no blue ones please

She's got special needs

She lives in a vacuum

She has no real home

Where did diva come from

Where shall diva go

She has no real home

She's got thirty people

In her entourage

Just in case her ego

Needs a quick massage

She's got a famous boyfriend

They go out in style

She makes him look hetero

He helps her profile

She's a diva lady

She looks down her nose

At the shoes I'm wearing

And my care-worn clothes

Such a pretty nose

Such a pretty nose yeah

She's a diva lady

Diva lady