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If I Had $1 000 000

Barenaked Ladies

If I Had a Million Dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you a house I'd buy you a house

And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

I'd buy you furniture for your house maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you a K-Car a nice reliant automobile

And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree-fort in our yard

If I had a million dollars you could help it wouldn't be that hard

If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

“You know we could just go up there and hang out ”

“Like open the fridge and stuff

And there'd all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon ”

“Well can you blame them ”

“Yeah ”

If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat that's cruel

And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you an exotic pet yep like a llama or an emu

And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains all them crazy elephant bones

And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to walk to the store

If I had a million dollars we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more

If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner

“But we would eat Kraft dinner ”

“Of course we would we'd just eat more ”

“And buy really expensive ketchups with it ”

“That's right all the fanciest Dijon ketchups ”

If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

Wel I'd buy you a green dress but not a real green dress that's cruel

And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel

And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you a monkey haven't you always wanted a monkey

And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars I'd be rich