Careful with That Mic... - Clutch

作词：Dan Maines/Dan Maines/Jean-Paul Gaster/Jean-Paul Gaster/Larry Packer/Larry Packer/Machine/Machine/Neil Fallon/Neil Fallon/Neil Fallon/Tim Sult/Tim Sult/Dan Maines/Jean-Paul Gaster/Neil Fallon/Tim Sult

作曲：Dan Maines/Dan Maines/Jean-Paul Gaster/Jean-Paul Gaster/Larry Packer/Larry Packer/Machine/Machine/Neil Fallon/Neil Fallon/Neil Fallon/Tim Sult/Tim Sult/Dan Maines/Jean-Paul Gaster/Neil Fallon/Tim Sult

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So tell me when you took a practice scholastic aptitude test

Did you know the answers or did you guess

You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans

And act all over bad to jack up your sound scan

What's the matter with you

How come you rhyme monosyllabically

Has atrophy stricken your entire vocabulary

Your style's like a garbage can

It's meant to be taken out on a weekly basis

Ever since you first record

You been in a state of suspended animation

You look like snuffaluffagus and australopiphecus

Me cray you abacus

But enough about you lets talk about me

And how single-handedly

I redefined the entire science of radiostronomy

Making nobel prize winners question my notions of reality

Oh but I digress

You play sorry I play chess

King's pawn to B3 checkmate

Go get some percosets

Haha haha

Careful with that mic weezy

Do you really think it's that easy

Mmm this is really good ice cream

You want some of it

Oh my bad

I didn't know you were lactose intolerant

Makes you pass gas frightens all the girls away

Only friends you keep are those you pay

Always on the ready for the wack snack attack

I carry sandwiches

Around in a straight edge style Jansport backpack

Got the gadget Q gave Bond

Control your mind

Make you jump in a pond

Go quack-quack

Flap your arms

Leave you confused but completely unharmed

Haha haha

Careful with that mic weezy

Do you really think it's that easy

Do you really think it's true

That up above they can't hear you

Haha haha

Now look here Both you

And I know the past ten years have been rather intense

And I'm ashamed to admit

That I have been fooled by the seductions of violence

People walking around with ugly auras

Sometimes I'm even tempted to see

The advice of Dr Laura

But I ignore her

And I take a deep breath and count to ten

Ain't gonna let it get under my skin

Take a deep breath and count to ten

Think of all the nice places that I've been

Like back when I was waging peace against the Visigoths

I was tutored in the ancient mystories

By a wizened philosoph

Learned the polyrhythm of celestial time

And wait for the one to come

And get it done and finish the rhyme

Haha

Careful with that mic weezy

Do you really think it's that easy

Do you really think it's true

That up above they can't hear you

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