歌曲名 My Stupid Boyfriend

歌手名 The Magnetic Fields

My stupid boyfriend can't find his own house on a map

My stupid girlfriend can make any question a trap

My stupid boyfriend wants mommy to pick up his room

My stupid girlfriend fills each day with impending doom

Oh if only they'd come to a sudden end

Then you could be my stupid

Boyfriend/Girlfriend

My stupid girlfriend thinks sex is some kind of sin

My stupid boyfriend drinks only the stinkiest gin

My stupid girlfriend just mumbles in her private code

My stupid boyfriend takes any excuse to explode

Oh if only they'd follow the overdose trend

Then you could be my stupid

Boyfriend/Girlfriend

My stupid girlfriend takes hours to make up her mind

My stupid boyfriend is always one sentence behind

My stupid boyfriend loves nobody more than himself

My stupid girlfriend's in love with her pet magic elk

We don't even like them so why pretend

When you could be my stupid

Boyfriend/Girlfriend

Oh if only they'd come to a sudden end

Then you could be my stupid

Boyfriend/Girlfriend