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Look Out, There's A Monster Coming - Bonzo Dog Band

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Lonely unmarried looking for love

Life was passing me by

So I sent off my photo hobbies and age

Magazine marriage I tried

They say for centuries lovely Japanese girls

Have been trained in the art of pleasing men

Be lonely no more open destiny's door

For one dollar they arrange a meeting

My image was wrong I didn't like me

So I changed my personality

I bought a delux Merseybeat wig

But it was a size too big

What confidence in my new built up shoes

So smart for winter or summer

Undetectable in normal everyday use

Look out there's a monster coming

Bye bye binoculars and Macintosh

Everything is just great

I take elocution learn to speak posh

But still I can't find a mate

Be popular learn to play the guitar

In seven days you could be strumming

Be sociable learn kissing technique

Look out there's a monster coming

For my Carnaby clothes I reshaped my nose

Plastic surgery's best

To cut down my weight off comes my left leg

I pass a swimming costume test

Are my sideboards too long

Don't my aftershave pong

I know my new nose ain't running

What's wrong with my tie

Am I getting too high

Look out there's a monster coming

Disfiguring and ugly my facial hair

I had removed electrically

I rejuvenated my energy cells

And regained my virility grunt grunt

He put my hand on my heart

I am changing the part

He had a machine for a mummy

Please be gentle with me

I come to pieces literally

Look out there's a monster coming

Look out there's a monster coming

Look out there's a monster coming

Look out there's a monster coming

Look out there's a monster coming

Look out there's a monster coming

Look out there's a monster coming

Look out there's a monster coming