You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch - Brian Setzer/The Brian Setzer Orchestra

You're a mean one Mr Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel

Mr Grinch

You're a bad banana

With a greasy black peel

You're a monster Mr Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul

Mr Grinch

I wouldn't touch you

With a thirty nine and a half foot pole

You're a vile one Mr Grinch

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile

Mr Grinch

Given the choice between the two you

I'd take the seasick crocodile

Purple spots Mr Grinch

You're a rotter Mr Grinch

You're the king of sinful sots

Your heart's a dead tomato

Splotched with moldy purple spots

Mr Grinch

Your soul is an apalling dump heap

Overflowing with the most disgraceful

Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable

Mangled up in tangled up knots

Mr Grinch