歌曲名 The Parson of Puddle

歌手名 Stanley Holloway

作曲：C Newman

In the sweet little neat little

Only one street little

Parish of Puddle

O'er which I preside

There dwells a young lady

Whose name is O'Grady

Prefixed by the Christian names Caroline Sady

And rumour has stated

The facts circulated

That she is as thin as a lath

And I'm bound to admit

That she is every bit

For I saw her today in her bath

Chair and noticed the fact plain to see

O lack a day O lack a day O lack a day me

In the high little

Spry little feel rather dry little

Parish of Puddle

O'er which I preside

We had a school outing

With races and shouting

For little girl guides and little boys scouting

And when all the teachers

Were cooling their features

With something that fizzed in a glass

One said Don't you think

You'd like something to drink

I said Yes I should like a small Bass

Ket of strawberries

With cream and some tea

In the bright little

Tight little stay out all night little

Parish of Puddle

O'er which I preside

It fell to my duty

To wed a stage beauty

To one of the Air Forces second leftooty

In every relation

Showed great jubilation

When just as a twelve month had run

One fine Wednesday night

With the greatest delight

She presented her spouse with a son

Day school hymn book

That cost One and three

In the blank little

Swank little two pubs and bank little

Parish of Puddle

O'er which I preside

A spinster named Mary

Once opened a dairy

And as new laid eggs seemed to be necessary

She purchased some hens

In most beautiful pens

But when egg collecting she went

She found with dismay

That those birds could not lay

For each of those fowls was a gentle

And shy little rooster you see

O lack a day O lack a day O lack a day me