歌曲名 The Kid S Song

歌手名 Moxy Fruvous

We took the babies

We knew and the toddlers we knew

Said we'd like to get a slice of life

From your point of view

'Cause you cry and laugh a lot more than

Us older folks do

It's a Spicer show especially for you

The markers that I just got are non-toxic

And my sister says the lake is quite dioxic

I don't know what these words mean

I just want to play where it's clean

But something in the backyard make my dog sick

Is there something you like (squirt-gunning my dog )

Is there something you hate

(when my turtle ate my gerbil)

Is it fun to take a bat

(no sometimes yes)

Should Quebec separate

Well we'll try and handle that for you

And make a better world so you can have kids too

My mom is French and she's a candy striper

When my dad sings 'Save the Queen' she gets real hyper

She says Douglas keep your paws

Off my Notwithstanding clause

And they argue and forget about my diaper (gross )

Is there something you like (Jurassic Park)

Is there something you despise

(when I ate too many crayons)

Do you like to play with dolls (not dolls action figures)

Do you have a gender bias

(my sister is three gender biases)

Well we'll try to handle that for you

And make a better world so you can have kids too

Hello I'm Gabby and I just got here from Chile

(welcome Gabby )

I like Canada except that it is chilly

I met Premier Bob Rae and he ain't no Pinochet

My mother makes a spicy bowl of chili (three rhymes )

Is there something you like (squirt-gunning my Shreddies)

Is there something you hate (reject) (food that isn't pizza)

What's your favourite colour (fuschia teal)

Is that politically correct

Well we'll try and handle that for you

And make a better world so you can have kids too

Now the kids have held court and we're glad to report

That from now on we'll take orders

From the young and the short

In fact adults should only speak up as a final resort

When there's a grown-up problem through

Which one must sort

Trust the people for whom living is a sport

If you need us we'll be backyard in our new treefort