歌曲名 The Vasectomy Song

歌手名 John Williamson

作曲：John Williamson

It's just a modern world we live in

But why do they pick on me

Why just the other week

My missus had the cheek

To talk me into a va-sec-tom-y

At first it never clicked

That I was gettin' nicked

I thought it was to test virility

Than after I went through it

Ten days we couldn't do it

And then the doctor said to me

I couldn't believe it folks

He said please blow into this bag please sir

What to test your capability

I beg your pardon

We're cutting down on accidents

I said are you fair dinkum He said

Please blow into this bag and we'll see

Well

I couldn't believe it at first

But you know what they say about doctors orders

So he gave me the little bag

And ushered me into the little room with all the pin-ups

Grubby little room it was too

And I came back with my little bag

And the doctor was quite satisfied and so was I

It's just a modern world we live in

There's knew fangled things every day

The cop said I was speedin' accordin' to his readin'

But I was three kilometers away

I was feelin' pretty mad when he took out his pad

I tried to stay as calm as I could be

He found a bawldy tread

He saw my eyes were red

And then he said this strange thing to me

I said what again

He said please blow into this bag please sir

I said hang on to test your capability

What we're cutting down on accidents

I said are you fair dinkum He said

Please blow into this bag and we'll see

Well this time I really was shaken up

The cop could see I was a bit excited

He said well you better take a good grip

On yourself son

So I went around behind a big gum tree

And came back with my little bag

Well you can imagine what happened

It's just a modern world we live in

I'm feelin' very sad and pale

The judge said I was sick

And threw me in the nick

And missus said she wouldn't pay the bail

So take it from a fool like me

Beware of quacks and boys in blue

I'm feelin' pretty bruised so don't you get confused

I'd catch a train if I was you

All together now

Please blow into this bag please sir

Ahh It sends a shiver down my spine

Please blow into this bag please sir

If the women don't get you it's the wine