歌曲名 Little Piss Piddle

歌手名 John Williamson

作曲：John Williamson

Oh piddle diddle diddle

You little piddle diddle diddle bum

Oh piddle diddle diddle

You little piss piddle diddle bum

One day we got on well

Then you dropped an awful smell

Little piss piddle pooh

Little piddle diddle bum

Yeah you're just a little dog looking for sympathy

But don't kid yourself

It won't work with me

You piddled on the floor

You piddled on the bed

And you piddled on the Christmas Tree

Yeah you wag your little tail

But it won't work with me

Oh piddle diddle diddle

You little piddle diddle diddle bum

Oh piddle diddle diddle

You little piss piddle diddle bum

One day we got on well

Then you dropped an awful smell

Little piss piddle pooh

Little piddle diddle bum

Yeah you've got buckleys looking for another bone

You piddled on the doll

And you won't leave the hose alone

Then you shating in the shell

Shat in my shoe

Left a poop in the dining room

I'd call the pound

But you pee'd on the telephone

Oh piddle diddle diddle

You little piddle diddle diddle bum

Oh piddle diddle diddle

You little piss piddle diddle bum

One day we got on well

Then you dropped an awful smell

Little piss piddle pooh

Little piddle diddle bum