歌曲名 Gherkin

歌手名 Bad Manners

作曲：Bad Manners

Here's a tale thats hard to tell

The story of my southern belle

I hate to say I knew her well

And in no time in love I fell

She had a vice one thing she craved

I never knew one so depraved

She wanted one before I shaved

Of those little pieces of Gherkin

You are bedlam she said to me

Bedlam is madness so can't you see

You've got to make a sacifice

And go to the grocers I've been there twice

The grocer man was very nice

He worked alone all by himself

Then I saw upon the shelf

Two little jars of those green Gherkins

Strangley enough two jars of Gherkins

I wondered if they'd made the grade

Would they be worth the price I paid

They'd be right I hoped and prayed

'Cause if they were I have it made

My southern belle was not impressed

My Gherkin power had failed the test

And now she's gone like all the rest

For those strange little pieces of Gherkin

Those starnge little pieces of Gherkin

And when I hold your arms

I wanna be near you inside your charms

Because because because I love you I love you so

You make me wanna break down and cry

Comme c'est dommage

Qui comme c'est diole

Que je me trouve tout seule

Le ciel si rouge

La mer si bleu

Into it myself I throw

Peut etre je suis Un stupid French git

comme tout le monde dit