Makin' Whoopee - Sian Phillips/Lou Gish/Billy Mathias

作曲：Gus Kahn/Walter Donaldson

Everytime I hear that march from lowingrin

I am always on the outside lookin' in

Maybe that is why I see the funny side

When I see a fallen brother take a bride

Weddings make a lot of people sad

But if it isn't groom is not so bad

Another bride another June

Another sunny honeymoon

Another reason another season

For makin' whoopee

A lot of shoes a lot of rice

The groom is nervous he answers twice

It's really killing that he's so willing

To make whoopee

Picture a little love nest

Down where the roses cling

Picture the same sweet love nest

Think what a year can bring

He's washin' dishes and baby clothes

He's so ambitious he even sews

But don't forget folks

That's what you get folks

For makin'

Another year or maybe less

What's this I hear well can you guess

She feels neglected and he's suspected

Of makin'

She sits alone most every night

He doesn't phone her he doesn't write

He says he's busy but she says is he

He's makin'

He doesn't make much money

Only five thousand per

Some judge who thinks he's funny

Says you'll pay six to her

He says now Judge suppose I fail

The judge says budge right into jail

You'd better keep her I think it's cheaper

Than makin'

But don't forget folks that's what you get folks

For makin' whoopee

For makin' whoopee

For makin' whoopee