Where You Are - Chita Rivera/Keith McDaniel/Robert Montano/Dan O'Grady/Raymond Rodriguez/John Norman Thomas/Joshua Finkel/Gary Schwartz/Jerry Christakos/Aurelio Padron

作曲：Fred Ebb/John Kander

When you feel you've gone to

hell in a hand basket

And the world in which you

dwell's no paradise

I've some counsel I can give

You need but ask it

I'm so very glad to share this good advice

You've got to learn

How not to be where you are

The more you face reality the more you scar

So close your eyes and you'll become a movie star

Why must you stay where you are

You've got to learn

How not to see what you've seen

The slice of hell you call your life

Is harsh and mean

So why not lie beside me on a movie screen

Why must you see what you've seen

And if you find that you land in jail

A little fantasy will not fail

It's just as simple as ABC

Come up here play with me play with me

You've got to learn

How not to do what you've done

The pistol shot can't kill if you unload the gun

So build a palace where you're the shah

And we'll embrace in that Shangri-La

If you run away some matinee

From where you are

You've got to learn

How not to be where you are

The more you face reality the more you scar

So close your eyes and you'll become a movie star

Why must you stay where you are

So why not lie beside me on a movie screen

Why must you see what you've seen

And if you find that you land in jail

A little fantasy will not fail

It's just as simple as ABC

Come up here play with me play with me

You've got to learn

How not to do what you've done

The pistol shot can't kill if you unload the gun

So build a palace where you're the shah

And we'll embrace in that Shangri-La

If you run away some matinee

From where you are

And if you find that you land in jail

A little fantasy will not fail

It's just as simple as ABC

Come up here play with me play with me

Turn off the lights and turn on your mind

And I can promise you you will find

You will like my plan

My sweetest fan

My leading man

Anywhere you are