Tall Short Texans - Elmo/Big Bird

作词：Paul Jacobs/Sarah Durkee

Well I'm a tall tall Texan

I'm talking tall tall tall

He comes from Texas and he's really tall

I change a light bulb easy

I play great basketball

He's great at light bulbs and at basketball

Even the longest long-Johns

Are always way too small

The longest long-Johns always way too small

Well I'm a short short Texan

I'm talking real petite

He comes from Texas and he's real petite

I'm was bad that's bad guys

So better watch your feet

He trips up bad guys better watch your feet

Even one tiny little meatball

Is way too big to eat

One tiny meatball's way too big to eat

Yeah when I drop my toothpick

There's just one guy to call

Ya call a short short Texan

'Cause it's too low for y'all

When I'm a need some boosting

To hop onto my horse

You call a tall tall Texan

Like your buddy of course of course

Yeah

Well I'm a tall tall Texan

Hitting the dusty trail

He's a tall Texan 'bout to hit the trail

That's do a short short Texan

We stick together without fail

They're gonna stick together without fail

We'd like to thank you folks for listenin'

To this here short tall tale