I Hate Christmas - Oscar The Grouch

作词：David Axlerod/Sam Pottle

I can't think of anything that's dumber

To a grouch Christmas is a bummer

Beaming faces everywhere

Happiness is in the air

I'm telling you it isn't fair

I hate Christmas

People loaded with good will

Giving presents what a thrill

That slushy nonsense makes me ill

I hate Christmas

I'd rather have a holiday like normal grouches do

Instead of getting presents

They take presents back from you

Heh heh

Here comes Santa girls and boys

So who needs that big red noise

I'll tell him where to put his toys

I hate Christmas

And if you want the truth

I ain't so crazy about

Thanksgiving or Labor Day either

Christmas carols to be sung

Decorations to be hung

Oh yeah Well I stick out my tongue

I hate Christmas

Christmas bells play loud and strong

Hurts my ears all that ding dong

Besides it goes on much too long

I hate Christmas

I'd rather have a holiday with a lot less joy and flash

With a lot less cheerful smiling

And a lot more dirty trash yeah

Christmas Day is almost here

When it's over then I cheer

I'm glad it's only once a year

I hate Christmas